Wealthy white dude (starred in a baseball movie, and in a movie about Vietnam), who makes stupid faces in a stupid show about fucking lots of women, goes after wife with knife, gets time in rehab:
Wealthy black guy (starred in the same baseball movie, and in a different movie about Vietnam), who makes movies about a martial arts loner against the world, neglects Uncle's portion of the Empire bill, gets three years in the custody of the federales:
Only problem I see here is that the white guy should be going to a state pen.
ReplyDeleteNot that that isn't a problem. But $38M and no taxes? Not okay. Not your point, I know. But not okay.
Yeah, Landru - the difference is definitely state versus federal charges.
ReplyDeleteIf you can find some evidence that Charlie is messin' with the "government's money", they'll lock him up.
ReplyDeleteWesley is No Charlie Rangel.
ReplyDeleteUse every man after his desert, and who should escape whipping?
ReplyDeleteThe obvious answer is that the judge really didn't like Blade 3.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget rapper Method Man. He learned what happened when you fuck with the government's cheddar.
ReplyDelete...but we have The First Black POTUS!
ReplyDelete...and yet, this is how America really works, Symbolic Post-Racist President or not.
Betting that Monsieur le Dickster Cheney, he of the present corpse-like presentation, has swiped more of Uncle Sam's dough-nuts than Blade's tax arrearages times one million.
ReplyDeleteHalliburton did so well under Bush-Cheney. All those no-compete contracts. The finest theft in the world.