So much wrong with this:
Why You're Not Married
I'd rather do two weeks of ignored laundry.* Yep, that's what I'm going to do instead of going after yet one more piece of AOLHuffington wankery.
* - My wife rocks. I was an asshole yesterday. We had the day alone, and I blew it. My cousin is in from Saudi Arabia, and our kids were sledding with hers. Instead of any other possible combination of emotional states, I woke up grumpy and ornery. After she put me in my place we played some video game boxing. She knocked my 'toon out five or six times in a row.
I'm doing laundry today.
Crow's Eye: Maintaining a commitment to Pointless Acrimony™ and Hate Filled Invective™! Also available in corvid mischief and traditional sly dog's mistrust.
Tracy McMillan's manifesto for men, to make them more compliant?
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Yeah, I'm still single because I don't think like Tracy wants me to think. I need to change. She doesn't. I do.
Wow, that article was a horror show. More disturbing still was the number of comments on how great an article it was.
ReplyDeleteLike I am taking marriage advice from someone who was married 3 times already by the age of 40...
It's was cruel of me to link to it.
ReplyDeleteThe article becomes a lot more enjoyable if you consider it as something specifically directed towards Arianna.
ReplyDeleteHa! That was funny.
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