My superior to me in all ways wife, to a co-worker expressing surprise that we don't use social networking to interact with one another: "We sleep in the same bed. Why would I send him a friend request?"
Coworker: "That's wrong."
The most excellent woman who blesses me with her presence: "Really? We fuck each other. We don't need to send each other friend requests, on Facebook."
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Unreal gods and uncaring fates, I adore this woman.
Crow's Eye: Maintaining a commitment to Pointless Acrimony™ and Hate Filled Invective™! Also available in corvid mischief and traditional sly dog's mistrust.
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