Shorter Alan Dershowitz: "...oh my god, oh my god, oh my fucking god, those Egyptian fucks are going to make it harder for my pimp daddies in Israel to pretend that the fascist race state is actually democratic, and what the fuck, how am I going to get pretty little actresses to intern for me if I have to explain Israel in everyday, ordinary, human terms because there are no Arab despots left to provide cover for the evil that we do?!...oh god, oh god, oh god, the Muslim Brotherhood is out on the streets now with ordinary Egyptians, while union members and the rump of the labor movement long crushed by US and Israeli funded and trained SAVAK style cops pronounce a general strike and the Suez and the factories grind to a stop!...oh god, oh god, oh god! why the fuck won't those fucking soldiers shoot already?!..."
Shorter Jack Crow: Chickens, meet roost, fuckers. Suck on it.
Crow's Eye: Maintaining a commitment to Pointless Acrimony™ and Hate Filled Invective™! Also available in corvid mischief and traditional sly dog's mistrust.