You should read Justin's Dancing With the Stars and Stripes.
(But I'd put my un-money on Chavez. It's been weeks since an MSNBC retired brasser or Foxpundit used the words "Monroe Doctrine". Plus, there's a king's levy of nativists just waiting to get breathless about the connections between Iran, Venezuela and Mexico...)
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I considered Chavez, but I figured he is even staler than Iran with all the 'he's a scary socialist stuff that went nowhere' after Dubya's coup attempt failed. You could gin up a case for sure though, and America loves second and third acts as Saddam Hussein and Qaddafi most recently found out.
ReplyDeleteI am going with Africa. I think we could afford to reallocate a significant amount of our national hatred in fear to the dark continent without missing a beat, its already got it going on right there in the nickname! In fact, I double-think so!
Chavez is sitting on oil, a Vichy regime is waiting in the wings, the Castros have almost lost Cuba the Disney Project and the Colombian state is a begging for a larger American military presence.
ReplyDeletePlus, there are almost no Americans willing to go to bat for him, leaving Joe For Oil all alone, and with him being a Kennedy, a good nod the red meat nativists who think Kennedy = Communist.
...or, Yemen:
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