Crow's Eye: Maintaining a commitment to Pointless Acrimony™ and Hate Filled Invective™! Also available in corvid mischief and traditional sly dog's mistrust.
"...it's not the training to be mean but the training to be kind that is used to keep us leashed best." ~ Black Dog Red
"In case you haven't recognized the trend: it proceeds action, dissent, speech." ~ davidly, on how wars get done
"...What sort of meager, unerotic existence must a man live to find himself moved to such ecstatic heights by the mundane sniping of a congressional budget fight. The fate of human existence does not hang in the balance. The gods are not arrayed on either side. Poseiden, earth-shaker, has regrettably set his sights on the poor fishermen of northern Japan and not on Washington, D.C. where his ire might do some good--I can think of no better spot for a little wetland reclamation project, if you know what I mean. The fight is neither revolution nor apocalypse; it is hardly even a fight. A lot of apparatchiks are moving a lot of phony numbers with more zeros than a century of soccer scores around, weaving a brittle chrysalis around a gross worm that, some time hence, will emerge, untransformed, still a worm." ~ IOZ
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Classic Liberalism!
Bonus anagram generation:
Wood Is Owl Worn
Anal Regard, No
Baa. Karma Cob
hmmmm....
three egregious tools of empire separated by a few decades interchangeable nevertheless
Sloganeering Hilarity:
Woody: "He Kept us out of War"
Ronny: "It's Morning again in America"
Barry: "Hope"
And a few rewrites:
"Fucking with the nations of Hispaniola ain't no thang"
"Bring me some coffee, bitch"
"Some things are going to happen, what were you thinking of?"
Nicely done, all.
I only wish history had a bit more symmetry, to drive home the point.
Woodrow Wilson
Ronald Wilson Reagan
Barack Ronald Obama
etc
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