Yggles wanders the Holy Land.
Yggles takes himself some pictures.
Yggles writes:
"A couple of shots of Route 443 through the West Bank that I mentioned yesterday. First here’s the Israeli checkpoint semi-blocking the exit/entrance that would lead from a Palestinian village onto the highway:"
Yggles tries really hard to soft-pedal, but consumed by the stupidity of his own Ygglehood, fails.
Note to Yggles:
The check point blocks the egress. Guard towers and gun points, wired fences and barbed wire, clown. Soldiers. Military vehicles. It doesn't "semi-block it." I know, I know - you've got a mission. But, come on now, maroon. Those Palestinians so contained cannot semi-exit. They cannot semi-stay-imprisoned. When it comes to open air prisons with captives on one side of a fence, and captors on the other, you really do have to boil it down "in" or "out."
And, clown, the Israelis have fully blocked the Palestinians in.
Second note to Yggles:
The subjunctive fails, you unclever weasel hack. The Palestinians imprisoned by their Israeli occupiers live in a real village, that does lead to the Israeli highway.
Third note to Yggles:
Fuck you.
"...it's not the training to be mean but the training to be kind that is used to keep us leashed best." ~ Black Dog Red
"In case you haven't recognized the trend: it proceeds action, dissent, speech." ~ davidly, on how wars get done
"...What sort of meager, unerotic existence must a man live to find himself moved to such ecstatic heights by the mundane sniping of a congressional budget fight. The fate of human existence does not hang in the balance. The gods are not arrayed on either side. Poseiden, earth-shaker, has regrettably set his sights on the poor fishermen of northern Japan and not on Washington, D.C. where his ire might do some good--I can think of no better spot for a little wetland reclamation project, if you know what I mean. The fight is neither revolution nor apocalypse; it is hardly even a fight. A lot of apparatchiks are moving a lot of phony numbers with more zeros than a century of soccer scores around, weaving a brittle chrysalis around a gross worm that, some time hence, will emerge, untransformed, still a worm." ~ IOZ
"In case you haven't recognized the trend: it proceeds action, dissent, speech." ~ davidly, on how wars get done
"...What sort of meager, unerotic existence must a man live to find himself moved to such ecstatic heights by the mundane sniping of a congressional budget fight. The fate of human existence does not hang in the balance. The gods are not arrayed on either side. Poseiden, earth-shaker, has regrettably set his sights on the poor fishermen of northern Japan and not on Washington, D.C. where his ire might do some good--I can think of no better spot for a little wetland reclamation project, if you know what I mean. The fight is neither revolution nor apocalypse; it is hardly even a fight. A lot of apparatchiks are moving a lot of phony numbers with more zeros than a century of soccer scores around, weaving a brittle chrysalis around a gross worm that, some time hence, will emerge, untransformed, still a worm." ~ IOZ
2 comments:
Yggie deserves better. He deserves 3 dozen knishes, 2 dozen blintzes, and a bushel of gefilte fish. He needs to hit 300 lbs or I'm gonna stop laughing at him.
I like your third note best. It should be engraved on the Washington Monument.
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